Quote:C-3PO

Quotes made by C-3PO.

Quotes
"Master Tevin, I can not begin to describe the contempt I have for this. I would not want to be in your shoes when Mistress Kelly finds out about this."

- After Tevin Felth plans one of his crazy home improvement projects.

"Reprogram my voice?"

- After someone suggests changing his voice to something less annoying.

"R2-D2, come back here at once. This city is dangerous for all we know. Don't you call me mindless, you nearsighted nitwit. There could be what I have heard called muggers out there. We could be smashed into pieces and sold for scrap or used for who knows what purpose."

- After R2-D2 went down a deserted street in East New York after they arrived in the city.

"Hello, I am C-3PO. Human-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart R2-D2. We are attempting to locate a man named Khayman. Can you direct us to him? This is a matter of intergalactic security. The Empire has begun construction of another Death Star!"

- Talking to officers from the NYPD.

"Colonel Terrik, I suggest that you think before you act. In cases like these, you may find yourself in more trouble then you are in right now. After all, it is my duty to report such things to General Rodgers. Although, he doesn't appear to care much for what I say. I guess that is because I am a droid and my opinion doesn't appear to count for much these days. Even though I am usually right about these things. (R2 beeps something) Oh shut up you stupid tin can. I have put up with you and your stupidity for 50 years now, perhaps I should find a new counterpart. One who doesn't talk back to ..."

- Annoying Richie Terrik until Terrik shuts him off.

"Colonel Chavez, I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. This signal does not appear to be an Imperial or Republic code. R2 says that it was received in a place called . It could be an intelligence code for someone over there."

- C-3PO identifies an communication for Miguel.

"Major Lavi, that wouldn't be proper. For it is against my programming to perform acts of espionage."

- After being asked by Imperial Army Major Derik Lavi to translate a Black Sun communication for.